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Issue 5, Page 9 - Never Trust a Lesbian.

Issue 5, Page 9 - Never Trust a Lesbian.

May 7, 2014 in Issue 5
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Caley Tibbittz Collopy 7th May 2014, 5:28 PM edit delete reply
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In my silly bizarre ridiculous redo, I had to save this comment from one of the coolest artists I've met online, Daniel DeSosa of the brilliant Oi! Tales of Bardic Fury (featured in the link menu on the right):


You draw so amazing. Are you a pro? Did you ever do any professional work for big companies? How did you get this good!?

And my reply:
"Thank you. Really. Coming from an artist as creative and expressive as yourself, that means a lot.

I was trained by a couple of relatively unknown pros, Todd Herman and Dan Schaefer. They steered me away from shitty '90s Image rehashing toward some sensible Loomis-esque and Mazzuchilli-esque realism.

From there, it was a LOT of practice. I do a lot of thinking. I'm too slow. I use a lot of reference. Thanks, Hugh Hefner.

I could have been a pro in my mid-20s. Maybe. I got a business card from a Star Wars comics editor many years ago, asking for further samples. It felt like a great achievement. But following up would have meant drawing Star Wars comics, to start. And I only kinda like Star Wars. I don't love it enough to draw it. I wish he'd been a Star Trek editor.

Or maybe I don't; I wrote SwordCat Princess instead of sending him a stack of Yodas and Leias. I'm hoping it'll make money. I have yet to promote it at a con."

In other news: I've hired a flatter! Woo! I'm going to color at least all of issue #1 myself and I'm the world's slowest flatter, so this is GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

I've been cleaning up and prepping old pages for color, and I noticed Smiley mentions Ellen DeGeneres way back in issue #1 as he exits MacKnight's office; I had completely and totally forgotten this when I "ad-libbed" Kathryn's line referencing Ellen on this page.

Kathryn is awake 24 hours a day, and thus watches a lot of talk TV.

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jamie59 7th May 2014, 7:30 PM edit delete reply
That's a hollow threat. She'll get the chance to piss on his grave.
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 8th May 2014, 2:04 PM edit delete reply
Caley Tibbittz Collopy
Especially if she has a large Pepsi first.
romjean 20th May 2014, 4:54 PM edit delete reply
Serious talent my friend.....Serious Talent!!!
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 24th May 2014, 8:11 PM edit delete reply
Caley Tibbittz Collopy
Thank you for saying so! Sometimes my talent is also silly.
Sleeper 25th Jan 2015, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
I loled harder than expected at that second frame.
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 26th Jan 2015, 5:03 PM edit delete reply
Caley Tibbittz Collopy

I like how flip Kathryn's being here, and also another reveal that she watches an enormous amount of daytime talk TV (her reference to Maury in issue #4 being the first).
IllustratorMan 26th Jan 2015, 1:55 PM edit delete reply
Damn your art remains sick! Great stuff.
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 26th Jan 2015, 5:04 PM edit delete reply
Caley Tibbittz Collopy
Thank you so much! I'll return the compliment, I'm sure, on my next break between issues -- I'm gonna take a week off and actually READ all these comics I've subscribed to.
Steven-Vincent 5th Jan 2016, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
I'm a little confused. Apparently she got out of the bonds from the previous page but I'm not sure how. I can't quite tell what is going on in this page.